Presidents' Christmas Blog

The NATT+ Executive wish all our members a healthy, peaceful, and happy Christmas.
To start you off I thought I would make you end the term with laughter.
Take care and enjoy the festivities.
Linda Lewins
NATT+ Joint President

A group of NATT+ mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.
They must have had sharp ears!
They were mountain-ears!

A NATT+ Traveller Support teacher won a saucepan in a competition.
Now that's what you call pot luck !

Father Christmas said to an NATT+ member: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!
I'm on my way, Father Christmas said the NATT+ member.
Father Christmas replied: But you only have one welly on!
That's all right! Said the NATT+ member - there's only one foot of snow!

How would a NATT+ member know Santa was such a good race car driver?
Because he's always in the pole position!

How does Santa take photos of NATT+ members?
With his North Pole-aroid!

How many NATT+ Members chimneys does Santa go down?
Stacks!

As NATT+ President I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory. 'Have you passed?' I asked.
Father Christmas pointed proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself!' he called proudly. 'No-el plates!'

Father Christmas has asked Margaret for his telephone number to be added to the NATT+ contacts list ...it's 0 0 0 !

And finally a Christmas thought for all NATT+ members:
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward so start with pudding first and have a truly wonderful Christmas.